Random Tumblr Themes

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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breadylestache:

The Formans are seriously an perfect representation of my family

breadylestache:

The Formans are seriously an perfect representation of my family

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

boxersifany:

ourtimeorg:

America’s first leaders.

Respect

boxersifany:

ourtimeorg:

America’s first leaders.

Respect

crippledbypizza:

milkshakeprincessx:

He’s bae and he don’t even know it. 😐

<(‘.’)>

bricesander:

Kris Jenner has Khloe’s mugshot framed on her desk. 

bricesander:

Kris Jenner has Khloe’s mugshot framed on her desk. 

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”

hotboyfriend:

High I’m hi

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

Anyone that gives bomb ass head

ladyluna13:

the-neighborhood-rasta:

sunnyki:

clarknokent:

Deserves it back…
And if you DON’T give head, you DON’T deserve it.

Yessss

*slow claps*

Agreed